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That actually says what I’m looking for

I’m a beautiful woman, inside and out, with a very minor disability looking for a man, 30–60, to go on a once a year vacation with me. You must be kind, adventurous, intelligent, fit, flexible and available.

I am 55 and had a severe stroke 19 years ago that left me with a limp and a cane to carry. I walk very slowly which may try your patience. My left arm is spastic, meaning it is painful and nearly useless. I need help carrying things, and performing fine motor tasks such as tying shoelaces. My balance is poor so I often need help going up and down stairs.

If any of that sounds like too much to deal with for you, please do not reply. I will not have the patience for you, either. I still have a zest for life having nearly lost mine. I still love to travel to new places. I am separated from my husband. I can find humor in nearly any situation. I love music and like to dance. I get the best parking spaces and priority boarding on planes and other public transport.

So, if you think you are up for the challenge, adventure, romance, and have the time and means to go abroad for a week or two once a year, send me a message. I would like to have some kind of a relationship before making travel plans.